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>>RESET
000001         EVALUATE TRUE
000002            WHEN ACRONYMS-OVERWHELM        =  'YES'
000003            WHEN FOREST-NO-TREES           =  'YES'
000004            WHEN SOCIAL-MEDIA-FRIENDS      >   REAL-FRIENDS 
000005            WHEN BLOGGING-PAST-MIDNIGHT    >  0
000006                 PERFORM 9999-TECHNOLOGY-PURGE
000007                    THRU 9999-EXIT
000008            WHEN OTHER
000009                 CONTINUE
000010         END-EVALUATE.