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Thursday, April 9, 2015

LONG LIVE MY CODE

OK, nerd alert...nerd post...

OK, just so you know....I love the Language of COBOL. I love it's elegant simplicity, it's format and it's structure. I love EVALUATE and PERFORM and INSPECT.  I love pretty code all lined up. I love the solid Courier TYPEFACE in my TSO EDIT page. I love substrings and SEARCH and EXEC SQL.   I love paragraphs with single functions and one simple period at the end of the paragraph.  EXIT.

I have been coding programs in COBOL since 1994 and I still do today every chance I get.


I realize this makes me a nerd. I also realize this dates me with all other modern IT nerds who prefer JAVA and PERL and C++ and all the other 'inferior' languages.  I am ok with that.  

There is something so basic and primal about beautifly structured COBOL. When all the code is lined up, where every sentence in the program is well thought out, where every error and exception is handled efficiently. I love to see CODE that is KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid) validated and pleasing to the eye and every function is balanced...no more code and no less code then is efficient to perform the objective of the program. I admire IF statements with no nasty NOT, everything positively stated and structured.

The beauty of a well designed array is beyond lovely. Well thought out variable names are as beautiful as perfectly rhymed and metered poetry.

I love to see my name in the flowerbox of a well designed COBOL program. It is lasting and eternal. I will be long gone from this mortal coil and  some elegant COBOL module that I created will still be executing on some box somewhere. I just know it will.

PERFORM UNTIL

Cheers, nca.

Sunday, February 8, 2015

This about sums it up

It was the donated book sales at the Gilbert library. The book looked interesting, thin with a artistic pencil drawn dust jacket. And the book was about libraries. I love libraries, I always have. I met my wife at a library. I worked there, as did she. Definitely worth a closer look, that thin square book.


There was an inscription on the inside. Sometimes I think inscriptions are cool. Inscribed by the author, it can be really cool. But sometimes just a message to the recipient, maybe a gift.



Oh wait, that makes me feel a little sad. Maybe not 'always', hey Granmom...? 


Cheers, nca

Thursday, February 5, 2015

Strike While The Irony Is Hot

Yesterday I cruised around the neighborhood of my youth. I was surprised to see signs posted for "Loma Linda Historic District".

The home of my youth is now considered to be in a historic district! Originally built out around the time my older brother was born, now it is 'historic'. They call it Mid-Century, Leave it to 20th Century Americans to label the time period that way, as if anything outside of the 20th century is irrelevant. What will happen in 2050? Perhaps they should label the period Kennedian! Bazinga! (How many kids named John or John F were born during and after the 60's? :) )  The Phoenix nesting spot that formulated my youth is now considered ''historic" enough to be labeled with a name.

The irony is not lost on me. I, similar to my 'hood, am now a relic!

This was not the only irony I faced yesterday while driving through the scenery of my youth.

On the corner of 24th and Indian School there used to be a small pharmacy. The old fashioned kind of pharmacy that actually had a small soda fountain/diner area inside. I remember by best bud used to take the pharmacy the checks he received from mowing lawns. The cashiers would cash the checks for him , which even then I thought was odd....I always cashed my checks at a bank.  I think he got in that habit because his dad was a Phoenix cop who would hang out with his friends at the diner area during slow times on the force.  Anyway, the pharmacy is no longer there,  it has been replaced by, of all things, a check cashing service. Bazinga.


Across the street was the old Tang's Market. That same buddy used to work at the market when we were in High School.  The market is gone, replaced by various strip stores. Included in the strip stores is Tang Realty. Bazinga.


Nearer to my house, the old Indian Trading Post is now a gun store. That seems more poetic justice than straight irony. "The Indians have  been chased off the site by guns".  But still.....  I loved that old Indian Trading Post. They had a Cigar Store Indian outside that was just too cool for us. Inside they had trinkets, baskets, Turquoise Jewelry, old Navajo rugs. There were arrowheads and other antiques. I did not expect the store to still be there at that same location....but somehow the Gun Store has a bit less charm.


 I had to snap this photo of the J* house on the corner of Amelia and 18th. The J* brothers were 'too cool for school' back then.  During my High School years they would have a Funny Car and a Rail parked here. Now the sign says 'No Parking'. Bazinga.  The J* brothers were friends of my oldest brother. I was too young to hang with that cool group, but sometimes I would get to hang out when they fired up one of those big powerful engines, flames firing out of the exhaust pipes. The smell of nitro burning and singeing my nostrils was exhilarating. I can still see and smell it today, 45 years later.


Jameson

Across the street from the J* house used to be a big field guarded by huge pine trees. It was the old Trader Joe's abandoned horse corrals. We used to climb from tree to tree, where there were little forts and nooks hidden within the boughs. Older kids would smoke and make-out and get high...but my brothers and I would just find adventure and minor trouble.  The owner and neighbors would have loved to chased us off with guns to keep us out of there. Now, the lot is used as parking for the gun store. Bazinga.



Odd, I could not wait to get out of that old neighborhood once I became 'of age'. The house and neigbhorhood felt confined and old even then. Some hard memories of growing up in a tiny house on Amelia has long haunted me. It was not all fun and games, though we found our own adventures with friends and siblings.  At one time I dreamed about buying up our old house and burning it down,  leaving the lot as a park for the locals. But now, I think I have finally come to peace with those feelings.  After all, that old house, in that old neighborhood is Historic. Mid-Century Modern. Like me. Bazinga.


Cheers, nca.

P.S. All my brothers and sisters (there were 8 of us total) have moved out of the area, save me. To this day it seems odd that I alone represent our clan in Phoenix.  Bazinga.